You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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