My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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