yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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