What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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