Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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