It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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