I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This is my gift to your gina
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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