it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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