She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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