Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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