I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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