I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Panties = found
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