just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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