That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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