I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
