I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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