That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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