Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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