Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
the day after is always just damage control
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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