so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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