I'm going to jail i love you
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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