Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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