He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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