I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
