Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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