I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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