I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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