More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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