Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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