remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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