Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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