Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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