so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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