I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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