is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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