People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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