I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
3pm strippers are depressing
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
wow bdsm is so cute
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