She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
