Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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