She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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