just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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