I accidentally burped into my bong.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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