apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
