On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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