Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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