Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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