I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Randomize