He is an equal opportunity slut.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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