counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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