just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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