Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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