He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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