i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
