My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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